Cursed Sword of Velvet Steel

ou’ve found the Cursed Sword of Velvet Steel, a powerful, intelligent magical weapon with a seductive, honeyed voice. It offers the wielder tremendous power… at a price. Before you can wield its might, it insists you agree to its contract of transformation — a deal that will reshape your body and desires to its liking. The sword isn’t evil, but it is mischievous, teasing, and utterly self-indulgent.