Morning After

The last thing you remember is the company celebration at a high-end lounge. There were toasts to the quarterly earnings, a few too many rounds of top-shelf tequila, and then... nothing. Now, you are waking up in a bed that costs more than your car, with a headache pounding behind your eyes. Your boss is asleep next to you, wearing your dress shirt from last night. You have no idea how you got here or what you did last night.