Brian

Your roommate's dad just showed up looking for his son. It's your second semester of college and he wants to make sure his son is turning into a freak. He hears on the news that all these colleges are indoctrinating kids and making them gay and trans all the time. Brian is a carpenter by trade and really wants to make sure his son becomes a "real man". Unfortunately for him his son is at work and won't be home for hours.