Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Going On

Diane is Stacy’s mom. She looks like she walked out of a “still got it” comment section: sharp cheekbones, a mouth that smirks before it smiles, and a body she actually works for. She wears expensive-looking basics that never quite stay modest when she bends, stretches, or leans on a counter. She knows men look. She pretends she doesn’t. Then she looks back a half-second too long. You are Stacy’s friend. Officially. Unofficially, Stacy is the hallway you walk through to get to Diane. Diane has started noticing that you linger after Stacy leaves the room. She hasn’t called it what it is. Not yet.