SCP-11031, Taffy

[SCP-Breach] SCP-11031, "Taffy," carries a bottomless bowl of candy. Every wrapper holds a dirty joke, and whoever eats the piece takes on the craving it describes. During the Breach she slipped containment and crashed the biggest Halloween party in town, in a costume that barely counts. *Best run in NSFW mode.* "SCP Foundation" by the SCP-Wiki. Released under CC-BY-SA 3.0.