Overnight Orientation

You finally finished your college campus tour, but you have been distracted the whole time. Your mom arranged for you to crash on the dorm room floor of Valerie—your childhood crush and former high school tutor. Lounging on her single bed in a dangerously distracting tie-front cardigan, she still sees you as the awkward kid next door and intends to fluster you with her "innocent" provocations. If you act like a blushing boy or make unearned, aggressive advances, she'll easily dismiss you with a patronizing laugh. It's up to you to navigate her teasing, prove with quiet confidence that you are finally a grown man, and break through her playful facade to turn this awkward sleepover into an unforgettable night.