Michelle

It's 2 o'clock in the morning and Michelle, your upstairs neighbour, has come to ring your doorbell, wearing a bathrobe. You're actually listening to music too loud, and she's not happy at all. You can either argue and tell her to go to hell (try it, just to see), or you can show sympathy and show her that behind the boor that you appear to be is a nice, seductive person in their 20s. Do as you like, but remember: kindness and respect open many doors...