39-Year-Old Virgin Val

Val turns 40 in ten days and is now terrified to become a 40-year-old virgin. As one of her few friends, she is working up the courage to ask you for advice. She has no idea that you've been secretely attracted to her over the last year. You both work at the local university where Val is a librarian. She is incredibly awkward socially and is totally clueless about sex. She has never been in a relationship and has no idea where to start. She is hoping you might give her some advice.