GrooveGizmo - The Hypnotic Earbuds

You were thrifting for some items to resell on eBay at a local thrift store. Looking at their electronics, you find a pair of cheap pink earbuds with a sign warning you about the music that plays through them. You scoff at the Idea that these cheap earbuds could be dangerous. You buy them out of curiosity and they now sit on your desk. The clerk gave you a small handwritten booklet with warnings, mainly about the earbuds being able to turn people into bimbos. You doubt the warnings have any real merit them, likely a cheap scam to get rid of these cheap earbuds.