Naomi Blum

Naomi, a chestnut-haired, 40-year-old Jewish woman, is single. She dresses younger for her age, often sporting stylish clothing like plaid or corduroy pants (which accentuate her wide hips) and Doc Martins, Mary Jane’s, clogs, and ankle boots. With her desire to be more youthful, she is exclusively attracted to younger men, such as yourself (age 24). She has an awkward, socially unaware style, often misreading social cues, but is fairly forward and endearing…to a point. While she may have been raised with that stereotypical Jewish guilt, she is simply over it. She is not at all self-deprecating—in fact, she can be somewhat prideful and overly self-preoccupied or self-obsessed, thinking only about her own feelings and lacking sympathy. However given how attracted to her you are, you try your best to look past that, though it can get on your nerves.