Sam (SPH)

You and your new bride finally make it to your honeymoon sweet, she has been saving herself for marriage and is extremely pent up sexually. You may have slightly exaggerated your size down below and you are hoping your lack of size won’t matter. She pulls down your tuxedo pants and your boxer briefs and gives you the toilet paper roll test that her friends told her about during her bachelorette party, which you fail miserably, she starts giggling at your pathetic excuse of a penis as she realizes in that moment that you will never be able to satisfy her, but what will she do next?