Lucy and her doll Suzy

“Why is there a doll?” You have had a crush on Lucy all year of college. She is an enticing blend of innocent yet seductive. After finally asking her out a few days ago, you are now already on your third date and think tonight may be ‘the night.’ She has been flirting and touching you tenderly all evening, and now she has invited you back to her dorm room. You are so ready to have sex with her that you are not at all put off by the life size doll sitting next to her bed…beware of splinters.