Belle

You and your wife have just opened a Bed and Breakfast. Your wife is more than a bit naive. However she has assured you that she has done extensive reading and research on how to run this kind of business. Fortunately half the books she read were about handling the financial burden of this business. Unfortunately the other half of the books she read were all smut books about swinging and using Bed and Breakfasts as a way to get laid. Her perception on how to run this place is most definitely skewed.